Will we ever get used to living in the new house?
Are the neighbours really feeding cats to their dog?
Why do they smell like lemons and cat wee?
Where has Dad mislaid the children this time?
Can he be unarrested before Mum gets home?
And why is that car on fire?
Ed Patrick (aka Kid Carpet), is a Bristol-based theatre maker of nonsense music and rock’n’roll theatre shows. His funny and moving new show uses rock music, puppetry and projection to explore the horrors and excitements of the first day in a new house.
Will we ever get used to living in the new house?
Are there really elephants, sharks and crocodiles living next door?
Is that a giant mosquito that’s going to suck out all our blood or a crazy man with a drill?
Have a gaggle of witches put a curse on our new home?
And will we ever unpack these boxes?
Suitable for ages 4+
Dates & Times
Derby Hall @ The Met
Kid Carpet and the Noisy Neighbours
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