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This month

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Patrick Monahan: Exclusively

High energy comedy meets hilarious material. Patrick Monahan has toured 1,000 + venues, travelling more miles than NASA’s Space Flights! Catch him now before his Mars stadium tour!  

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The Bench: A Tale from Paradise Heights

It’s just a bench in the park, the one by the war memorial. Many have sat here, but before the end of the year one of them will be murdered here…

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  • Thu 6 Jun 8:00 PM

First Thursday Comedy

Hilarious comedy at The Met on the First Thursday of every month. Featuring Lou Conran, Chris Washington, Jon Pearson and MC Ben van der Velde.

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Bury Music Presents: Roald Dahl’s Esio Trot

Roald Dahl’s book comes alive in this series of concerts performed by children from Bury primary schools.

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Coming soon

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LOUD Cabaret

A new monthly queer cabaret night hosted at The Met! This month featuring Ben Hodge and Fran 'n' Flirter. Host Nathaniel Hall.

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First Thursday Comedy

Hilarious comedy at The Met on the First Thursday of every month. Featuring work-in-progress shows from Mark Thomas and Alfie Moore.

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  • Fri 12 Jul 6:30 PM
  • Sat 13 Jul 1:30 PM, 6:30 PM + more times

Roald Dahl’s Matilda The Musical JR.

All Saints Elton Theatre Youth present Tim Minchin’s award-winning musical version of Roald Dahl's book.

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Beauty and the Beast – The Broadway Musical

All Saints Elton Theatre Company present the musical Beauty and the Beast.

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First Thursday Comedy

Hilarious comedy at The Met on the First Thursday of every month. Featuring Carl Hutchinson, Jack Gleadow, Al Stevenson and MC Jamie Sutherland.

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Paddy McGuinness: Work In Progress Show

Paddy McGuinness is coming to The Met with three intimate work in progress dates ahead of his first major stand up tour in over eight years.

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Clare Ferguson-Walker and Robin Ince

Come and have a tour around two marvellous minds via the vehicles of poetry, story telling, jokes and general silliness.

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Top Whack PIP

Calvin is over the moon when he's awarded Top Whack P.I.P. (Personal Independence Payment) - but not everyone is as pleased... A new musical comedy by MaD Theatre Company.

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  • Thu 26 Sep 7:30 PM

Clinton Baptiste: Roller Ghoster!

Britain’s most celebrated clairvoyant medium psychic (from Peter Kay’s ‘Phoenix Nights’) comes to The Met with his brand new hilarious one-man stand up show.

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Henry Normal and Nigel Planer

Comedians and poets Henry Normal and Nigel Planer join forces. Expect poetry, stories, jokes, Q & A, fun, knitwear and a few surprises.

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New Dawn Fades: A Play About Joy Division and Manchester

The story of four ordinary lads who, inspired by the punk revolution of 1970s Manchester, came together to form one of the most influential bands of all time, Joy Division.

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Steven P Taylor – Performance Poet

Comic poet Steven P Taylor is back with his latest show, in which he offers his tongue in cheek take on life.

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Mark Thomas: Gaffa Tapes

Jokes, rants, politics, play and the occasional sing song.

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Nanna’s OnlyFans Film

Dolly and Nellie are making a few extra quid with their OnlyFans page. But trouble follows when one of the other residents of their old folks home drops dead during filming...

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The Houghton Weavers

The Houghton Weavers promise a fun-packed, sing-a-long family show with great music and funny stories galore!

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Kats Dance Academy presents SHOWTIME

A dancing show arranged by Kats Dance Academy based in Heywood.

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