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Barry Hare, Wrington running champ. Fit, popular and, above all, fast.

Toby ‘Tortoise’ Gollop, eater of doughnuts.

Lookup ‘relaxed’ in the dictionary and you’ll see his picture.

Two very different men. One running club, and the race to end all races.

Told entirely in rhyme and song, this promises to be an epic tale of romance, redemption and rural running rivalry that you’ll never forget.

“The best 100-minute comedy show outside the Edinburgh Festival” Western Daily Press on The Six Wives of Henry VIII.

Suitable for all ages from 10+

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Last session: Wed 24 May 2017 at 7:30 PM - This event has now passed

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