Two friends set out to help a fallen super hero only to stray into the clutches of the evil Archimandrax and his de-energising plot to destroy the planet. However, help is at hand in the shape of Vampiro, Rhino, Legz, Wheelz and The Shapeshifter – the weirdest set of super heroes you’ve ever seen but the best friends anyone could have.

Are they real or just characters in a super hero comic being written by someone who isn’t exactly at the top of his game? (I think we should be told – Ed).

Met Express brings you a story of heroism, pluck, tight-fitting garb and some very bad driving.