Kelly, right, Kelly the bitch decides to have a party on the very same night as my sleep over – the very same night! And I know she’s done it on purpose. And she invites everybody – absolutely everybody…except me of course…I want to die! I’m such a minger!

Welcome to the world of 14-year old Katie as she battles her way through the bitches, the chavs, the misery of school discos and the desperate search for a worthy boyfriend.

A turbulent and triumphant tale of a totally troubled teen. I haven’t got time to tell you everything, just come and see this show, but get this, they’ve got this actor to play everyone, including me! What’s that about? He’s a bloke! Ohmigod, what a MINGER!

“Alex Jones writes with fury, passion and compassion about those whose voices are seldom heard”Financial Times

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Last session: Mon 18 Oct 2010 at 1:30 PM - This event has now passed
Derby Hall @ The Met

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