A multi-MEdia spectacular with the emphasis on the ‘me’.
This show celebrates my meteoric rise to z celebrity status together with my joyous and inevitable slide into physical and mental decline.
Featuring poetry, photos, jokes, music, dance, song, circus skills, costume changes, props and stories, exploring where I went wrong in life and lessons you can learn from my mistakes.
Socrates once said ‘A life unexamined is not worth living’ – well this show sets out to prove that a life examined can be just as futile
A live performed memoir with cautionary verse from poet, film and TV writer and producer Henry Normal.
An adventure into understanding the human condition from the inside. Like Fantastic Voyage but with the tiny submarine injected into your mind.
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