Despite threats from his wife, Kenny Noonan travels to Istanbul to watch Liverpool play AC Milan in the Champions’ League Final. He carries the scars of thirty years as a Red – Heysel, Hillsborough – and of living in a city which has been demonised.
Starring Paul Duckwoth, Beating Berlusconi! is the hilarious story of one man’s attempt to rediscover his belief in his himself, club, his city and his class.
“A punchy piece of popular theatre that wears its passions on its sleeve – a show with balls, in more ways than one.”
– The Guardian.
Contains strong language. Parental advisory – over 14’s.
Dates & Times
Derby Hall @ The Met
Beating Berlusconi!
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