Ma Longbottom was married to Maderia five years ago in Bury’s first same sex civil partnership but things have taken a turn for the worse in their relationship. When she gets the news that Maderia has left her for Offal Joe who has the butchers stall on the market, Ma fears she will be lonely this Christmas. However when Ma’s son Calvin buys her a free one months subscription to uniformdating.com things start to look up and the promise of a handsome fireman between the sheets are sure to fill Ma with some Festive cheer.
From the company who produced Gin and Chronic Arthritis and Thai Brides and Teacakes, Bailiffs and Blind Dates is a one act comedy not just for kids. Miss it and your life will be that bit emptier than it should be!
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